A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel A REALIST sees a freight train The TRAIN OPERATOR sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks... - Unknown
Yes, I know - this is less than 100 words in the post, but for QOTD post, I felt it's ok. Hope you enjoy it.
Will fluff this up with useless trivia (too many credits to give them out, but I found this as past of a Quora answer):
111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt"
"Forty" is the only number which has its letters in alphabetical order. "One" is the only number