A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel A REALIST sees a freight train The TRAIN OPERATOR sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks... - Unknown
Yes, I know - this is less than 100 words in the post, but for QOTD post, I felt it's ok. Hope you enjoy it.
Will fluff this up with useless trivia (too many credits to give them out, but I found this as past of a Quora answer):
111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt"
"Forty" is the only number which has its letters in alphabetical order. "One" is the only number with its letters in reverse alphabetical order.
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest
A "jiffy" is actually a proper time unit for 1/60th of a second
A horse can sleep standing up
A peanut is not a nut or a pea, it's a legume
Average length of a coat hanger when straightened: 44 inches